On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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