This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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