She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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