We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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