Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i came on her dog
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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