Whod you bang
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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