I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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