youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize