So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
third nipple confirmed
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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