One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
how drunk are you?
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