i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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