I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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