I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she peed on how many people?
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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