She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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