My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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