I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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