People in love make me want to vomit
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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