what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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