actually, I'm a sock model
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Hippo gnu deer
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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