I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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