i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
