It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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