RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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