You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?