pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.