so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.