Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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