your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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