How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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