Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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