KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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