Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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