Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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