I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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