he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
