Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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