Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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