So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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