Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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