Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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