Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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