she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
