think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
