these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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