So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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