so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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