Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
