I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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