Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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