maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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