We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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