McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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