The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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