Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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