I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Randomize
