I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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